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Abigail-Agnes Schenner uses she / her / hers pronouns.
PERFECTLY OUT OF THE EXTRAORDINARY
Abigail is one of those girls who's lived all her life in the same town. Every fond grown up will happily point out how well they remember still the day she was born. Anyone about seven years her minor has had a good chance of knowing her as their babysitter.
In town she is a constant presence: She's in the PerfectlyUnreligiousLyrics-Soprano Choire, the Keep The Sidewalks Clear! Squad (who restock the poop scoop baggie dispensers around town) and wears her Victorious Scout pin at all times.
You're sure she says all her morning prayers and you won't miss her at a single food drive by the Civics Center. She'll hand you charitable fundraising flyers and foodcolored muffins at any opportunity and singlehandedly started the Monthly Charity Raffle For The Unfortunately Constituted.
Still, you wouldn't call her the pretty-bright-and-bubbly chearleader type. She is driven, self-assured an direct. A head on this one, surely. She was named after not one, but two historic city council members.
Name Info Abigail-Agnes Schenner
Affiliations Evil League of Evil
Appearance 24/bright blue/dark chocolate/5''2'/stunning
Abilities KISS AND... WELL
Abigail lives with her dear grandmother in a beautiful victorian-style house in Golden Dunes. She is well-off, well-mannerd, well-kept in all regards. When she isn't taking care of her grandmother or keeping the hospital roof specter-free she holds a part time job as a casino teller on Briny Boardwalk but clearly not for financial reasons. She doesn't live lavishly, in fact is quite modest in her dress and manners, but it is just generally accepted that the Schenner funds are a deep, deep well. Just exactly where that fortune came from and how it was made nobody ever thinks to ask.
With her pretty face, approachable manner and unusually bright eyes she's easily kept a long string of well-meaning, barrel-chested boyfriends, some charming ne'er-do-wells among them, as well as a string of what the older generations call "just very close girl pals".
Though none of her relations has stuck around for long, she isn't really known as a heartbreaker. In fact, thinking about it now, her exes never seem to make much of an impression on any one. One day theres this eye-catching power couple, the next you can barely remember the face of one half of it. Have you seen this guy at all recently? Where is that girl she came into the nail salon with the other day? You can't recall.
Strengths WON'T SLOW DOWN
Behind that pleasant, strategic smile is a deep well of resourcefulness and poise. This girl usually has something to get done and won't stop to take breaks. When you see her pick something up -- a petition clipboard, a chilled cosmopolitan, a tennis racket, -- you might wanna wait til she's done with that or join her. Anything else is not advisable.
DO-GOODER, FASTER, BETTER, STRONGER
Lost your cat? A tree grew inside your living room? Haven't got no money, haven't got no car? She's the one. Abigail practises a specific type of altruism that may not prioritise lending you a helpful ear or an empathetic hug, but she sure will get things moving. She might not personally shovel that shit out your crapper, but damned if she won't sugartalk someone else into it, and fast.
Weaknesses FUCKING PRIDEFUL
Abby likes things to swing in her favor. When they don't? You better move out the way. Signs of an unhappy Abbey include: Sudden stiffness in posture, reduced (or, more frighteningly, heavily increased) smiling, snippy answers.
WHEN YOU'RE EVIL
She sometimes finds it difficult to take the moral high ground. Not that she won't, but if you pay attention you'll find some mental tongue-twisters in her arguments there, perhaps some doubly negated phrases, one or two rhetoric somersaults, sweet sweet nothings. Abigail doesn't lie, or at least she'd prefer not to.
Pets OF COURSE
She keeps a bright yellow budgie that chirps delightful songs and appears not to require food or cleaning. His name is Dante.
NPCs / Close Relations Her grandmother, a classy lady in a wheelchair who is maybe a touch undead?
More InfoHAVING A SOUL IS SO BOURGEOISE
If you feel like your character would trade their soul for some hard, crisp cash this is the girl for you. In fact, Abigail's soul-extraction method is dermatologically tested and particularly gentle on your spectral cavities. Promise! Side effects may include lethargy, reduced sex drive, brief "forgettability" to those around you, allergy-like reactions to holy water. Bonuses include a generous flat fee, reduced need to eat or sleep and a kiss from yours truly. If she likes you, she might even ask you first!
The soul trade is her living, and it's booming. She will also act as a mule to get them from here to ...there. It's a bit of a risky ride but the payoff is well worth it. Also the excitement.